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You may know them as stag dos, bucks nights or bachelor parties. We know them as a scourge on Berlin. Rumour has it that the city is considering plans for an easystagvillage somewhere in Brandenburg, accessible by that international airport we might one day have. Of course, this is Berlin, so we expect those acres of brothels and beer flumes to be completed some time in the 22nd Century.
Oh, and get the fuck out of the bike lane, Arschloch! Forget the mankinis and matching slogan shirts in lurid colours. Take our word for it: Your taxi rides to and from the airport should provide plenty of high octane thrills and near misses. Go on, give us a laugh. The queue for Berghain is a big one, so we need some entertainment to pass the time. You lot will do, practising your shitty German and getting off with each other to appear acceptably gay.
Go on my son! If you want to see some tits, just turn on your hotel TV. If this is your last night of freedom, why not go really wild? What complete utter penis wrote this shite, crawl out your own arse mate. Devastated your from Newcastle too, what a way to shame our city. What a load of sanctimonious tripe. Let me guess you have a really cool beard and are way too cool for the UK so flew the nest to live in uber cool Berlin.
The level of paranoia here is off the scale. Surely the people you refer to wont be anywhere near the too cool for school places you inhabit of a weekend. Actually, I do have a pretty awesome beard! Sorry you took the bait…. DO stay out of our way Rumour has it that the city is considering plans for an easystagvillage somewhere in Brandenburg, accessible by that international airport we might one day have.
DO try to get into clubs Go on, give us a laugh. DO experiment If this is your last night of freedom, why not go really wild? June 4, at August 13, at 9: August 14, at 5: May 27, at 7: February 9, at Required, not published Homepage: Emma and Doris Portrait: Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live How to work at a startup: September 7th — September 15th Portrait: August 29th — September 6th Doggystyle: August 11th — August 22nd.